June 2013
May 2013
break out the handcuffs girl we about to getÂ
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. And others are friendzoned.”
—Sigmund Freud (via moltres)
NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED
NAME: GARFIELD
WEAKNESS: MONDAYS
TYPE: LASAGNA
SPECIAL ATTACK: FUNKY DANCE
Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is
Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

